"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/30/2014 at 23:38 • Filed to: None
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"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/30/2014 at 23:38 • Filed to: None | 1
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Hasbro has !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! because a certain part of its !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! has a part that looks a bit...questionable.
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See that purple & clear plunger-looking thing in the bottom right of the picture, just to the right of the little cake? It's called an extruder, and it's supposed to be for applying small strips of Play-Doh "icing" to your Play-Doh "cakes."
Looks pretty innocuous in the product shot, but here's the whole thing.
Whoops.
It looks even more incriminating without the plunger.
Hasbro has since !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , and offered the new part free of charge to any parents who are concerned with the shape of the original.
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I wonder if the original dildo-looking extruder will become a collectors item in 20 years. You'll see an episode of Pawn Stars where that dude goes,
"Ah yes, this is the original Play-Doh Cake Mountain extruder from before it got changed to not look like a dildo. Very rare!"
Agrajag
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12/30/2014 at 23:43 |
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Maybe the person who designed this started working for the Play-doh company.
Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
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12/30/2014 at 23:58 |
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Oh Hasbro... A penis in every playroom. It is catchy though.
Redbulldidlo
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12/31/2014 at 01:39 |
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The updated version is more like a dildo, being as those handles are just like parts of prostate massagers.
Eazy-O
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12/31/2014 at 03:08 |
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Jesus, people are gonna get their panties in a twist over anything these days.
You know what looks most like a dildo? Sharpies, hairbrush handles, deodorant cans and gym equipment handles. Cause that's what teenagers end up using as such, when dildoless.
Yeaaaah, look at this dog dick:
I wonder when they'll ban sales of phallic shaped pumpkins, gourds and the like.
Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
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12/31/2014 at 08:36 |
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Yeah, this showed up on my Facebook news feed this morning. Before I looked at the picture I thought it was just a case of parents overreacting. But it really does look rather phallic. Although how would a kid know? It's not like a kid should know what a dildo looks like.